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Le PARIS RIGHT NOW dispatch contains our ephemeral intel for fly as all hell PARIS-ING. Itineraries + Catalogs + « Anti-think » Pieces [ AKA we do the editing for your promenade ] edited for your PARISIAN PLEASURE. All this « chic » don’t come easy so MASH that subscribe button, non? For access to the COMPLETE PARIS DO-THIS EDIT, paid is the way to go. Occasional free « Paris : EDITS » for the downtrodden, tight-fisted, and random skeptics.
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We catalog paris: Luxuriate in our fat directory of where to go, what to do, where to sleep, what to eat and why. Get drunk on our exhaustive stack of neighborhood lowdowns and brutally curated guides to where to get a glass of wine, a totally lit cocktail, or those cheeses everyone says are a big deal (they are). We’ll even show-and-tell the best croissants and pastries of Paris. Dispatched to you hot and fresh every week from a balcony on one of those pretty-like-cake Paris buildings that most definitely does not have plumbing quirks.
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what is PARIS DEFINED MAGAZINE ??? »»»
PLACES »» to go, and what to do when you get there
FOOD »» where to eat it, sliced and diced by category etc
DRINK »» like you mean it, from wine to cocktails to etc
STYLE »» shopping intel from luxury to flea market
IDEAS »» culture + observations of what’s what by parisian chic-freaks
ANTI-THINK PIECES »» lists of DO-THIS for yourself when traveling
NEIGHBORHOOD GUIDES »» from posh to gritty, we show n’ tell
NOURISH THOSE NEURONS »»» Further Reading
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SO — you naturally siphoned off all information from our directory of the Best Bars in Paris, Which Restaurants are So Worth It, our Hotel and Neighborhood Lowdowns, the moment you learned such magic exists...Now how about some Cerebral Overshares, Think-pieces, Trenchant Cultural Opinions, and Other Highbrow, Intellectual, Reading? As not even one of us has Imposter Syndrome, we don’t hold back on that either.
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Very Little That You Will Do Today Will Have More Meaning Than This
You’ve never been more ready for relevant cultural observations and trenchant reportage from the front lines — both pastry-, culture-, and ‘amour’-related, by noted private intellectual Kat Walker and her unsubjugated band of Parisian streetwalkers.
And neither have we. Let’s go Paris-ing together…
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PARIS > D E F I N E D MAGAZINE
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